A Presidential Romance

One day a

Policital circus came

They brought a democratic elephant

Hillary was her name

One dark night

She slipped her party’s chain

And off she ran to find her man

And was never seen again

 

Hillary Hillary left the stump

And said goodbye to the circus

Off she went with a trumpety-trump

Grump Hump Trump

Hillary Hillary made the jump

And left the Bill with the intern

Off she went with a trumpety-trump

Slump Bump Trump

 

 

All her life

She’d danced to the circus band

When Hilly was leading the big parade

The Bureau took a stand

No more tricks

Hillary could perform

They’d taught her not to trust he-mail

Where smoking lies were the norm

 

Hillary Hillary left the stump

And said goodbye to the circus

Off she went with a trumpety-trump

Slump Lump Trump

Hillary Hillary made the jump

And left her Bill with the intern

Off she went with a trumpety-trump

Mump Dump Trump

 

The head of the herd was calling

Now is hour

They met that night in the silver light

And he took her in his tow’r

Hillary Hillary left the stump

And said goodbye to the circus

Off she went with a trumpety-trump

Pump Rump Trump