Hi Coo, howdy doo
WagYu, that’s me, I’m for you
Let’s moo. Say “I do!”
Hi Coo, howdy doo
WagYu, that’s me, I’m for you
Let’s moo. Say “I do!”

Our brother whose heart is heaven
Hallowed be thy pain
Whence kingdom comes
Thence will is one
On earth as it is in heaven
Thus lead us out of isolation
Which delivers each to evil
Now and for ever

No no I’m never no thing
The bumble of bee or its sting
Flight of the gull not its wing
Not noun or thing-y at all
‘Cos I’m the bounce of a ball
Hop of a bird and its call
The verb, I am is to be

She used to like Scotties
But now she loves Pugs
What does that say of her journey?
From pugnacious aye-right
To soft scottish sky-bright
Unfolding from surly to girlie
After my mother died in 1996 we found a discovered a little book of hers. Her father had learned to sail on HMS Conway with the poet John Masefield. I found a fragment written by her in his style and I have adapted and extended it to describe the journey of the river Clyde. , This is in your honour Mum x

The Clyde
Up-bubbling in the mountains
As stream of silver hue
Over bright pebbles rippling
As fresh as morning dew:
She thunders over boulders
In clouds of rainbow spray
Through dear, green meadows winding
Inviting on the way
All horses, birds and creatures
To come and bathe and drink;
With highland cows who, munching
Crop flowers at the brink;
While fishes dart, and gleaming
Like moonbeams gone astray
They dive and leap and glitter
And in the water play.
But the Irish sea approaches
To turn her waters grey;
Haunts of men come into sight
And night is merged with day
For in the air there hangs
A heavy pall of smoke
The scent of salt and sweat
And coasters carrying coke
But she flows on regardless;
Her glory has not gone
For in the starlit evening
When gloomy day is done
Her wide and silent waters
Flow through a coloured maze
Of winking lights that dazzle
A million tinted rays
Men line with dock her banksides
This is the dear-green place
That they have built around her
The haunt of lowland race
But she remains majestic
Indifferent as to praise
And she will last when over are
St Giles and Mungo’s days