Politics? No, don’t be deceived by those who purport to serve us, the people. We, Hoi Poloi.   Politicians; unified in narcissism and differentiated each from each only by a different flavour of psychopathy. 

Why poloitricks ?

Well, combine the word “politics” with “ork”, and that’s what you get. Poloitricks. The deception of the people by an ugly and inhuman race. Poloitricksters.

Now, that’s closer to the modern mark.